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Date Everything!
Simulation
Single-player
Steam Achievements
Full controller support
Steam Cloud
Family Sharing

Date Everything! is a sandbox dating simulator set in the comfort of your own home, featuring 100 fully voice acted datable characters! Let the romance flow between your bed, smoke alarm and… Overwhelming Sense of Existential Dread? Are you ready to Date Everything?

Developers: Sassy Chap Games
Publishers: Team17
Release Date: Jun 17, 2025
Price (USD): $29.99
Current Players: 7.3k

Links:  Steam Store  SteamDB

Overwhelmingly Positive(96%)
unique premise
voice acting
character design
humor
diversity
quantity vs. depth
gameplay loop
technical issues
shallow interactions
bugs
The general sentiment of the reviews reflects a unique and humorous gameplay experience that is particularly appreciated for its imaginative premise and high-quality voice acting. However, players encountered technical issues that hinder the experience, and there is a tension between the game's quantity of content and the depth of individual narratives. Despite these issues, the game's charm and creativity have made a positive impact on many players.

Positive Points

  • The game offers a unique and imaginative premise where players can date any object, leading to a wide array of humorous and unexpected interactions.
  • Character design and diversity are widely praised, with a large roster of distinct personalities and styles that appeal to a broad audience.
  • Voice acting is consistently highlighted as a high point, featuring a star-studded cast that brings characters vividly to life.
  • The game includes lighthearted humor, clever writing, and numerous puns, making it entertaining and funny throughout the experience.

    • Negative Points

  • Many players noted the presence of bugs that affected gameplay, making it difficult to complete some character storylines or achieve certain endings.
  • Critics pointed out that while the game includes many characters, this often comes at the cost of depth and quality in individual story arcs.
  • Several users expressed frustration with limited content after reaching certain relationship statuses, such as 'love' or 'friend', where interactions with characters become repetitive.

    • Mixed Points

  • While the game's concept and humor were enjoyed, some players felt that the quantity of characters led to superficial interactions.
  • The gameplay loop, focusing on brief interactions with various characters, was both appealing and overwhelming, depending on player preference.

    • Common Themes

  • The game's humor, wit, and quirky interactions are repeatedly praised, creating an enjoyable and lighthearted experience.
  • There is enthusiasm for the diverse cast, both in character design and voice talent, providing representation and variety.
  • Bugs and technical issues are a recurring theme, affecting the overall experience for many players.
    • Updated 6/22/2025, 12:01:13 AM UTC
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