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Date Everything!
Simulation
Single-player
Steam Achievements
Full controller support
Steam Cloud
Family Sharing

Date Everything! is a sandbox dating simulator set in the comfort of your own home, featuring 100 fully voice acted datable characters! Let the romance flow between your bed, smoke alarm and… Overwhelming Sense of Existential Dread? Are you ready to Date Everything?

Developers: Sassy Chap Games
Publishers: Team17
Release Date: Jun 17, 2025
Price (USD): $23.99
Current Players: 472

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Overwhelmingly Positive(95%)
voice acting
character designs
humor
music
accessibility
character variety
dialogue options
relationship dynamics
shallow stories
bugs
repetitive gameplay
limited interactions
Overall, the reviews show a enthusiastic response from players who enjoy the game's creative character designs, quality voice acting, and humorous storylines. Despite its uniqueness and charm, some players express frustration with bugs and the short depth of individual stories, which can impact overall enjoyment for those seeking more in-depth narratives. The game is praised for its accessibility features and content warnings, though some players desired more expansive dialogue paths and post-relationship interactions. While the game may not appeal to everyone, particularly those who expect conventional dating sim dynamics, it remains a fun and unique experience for fans of quirky narrative adventures.

Positive Points

  • The game has a highly diverse and creative cast of characters, each with unique designs and personalities that align with the objects they represent.
  • Voice acting is consistently praised for its quality, featuring notable voice actors who bring characters to life in a compelling way.
  • The game offers humor that resonates well with players, often described as funny and clever, with enjoyable and varied storylines.
  • Players appreciated the inclusion of content warnings and the ability to skip or avoid certain content without penalty, making the game more accessible.
  • The art style and music complement the characters well, enhancing the overall experience and making interactions feel engaging.

    • Negative Points

  • Narrative and story depth are criticized due to the large number of characters, which can make individual storylines feel short and underdeveloped.
  • Some players encountered game-breaking bugs and story loops that prevented progression, impacting the overall experience.
  • The gameplay loop becomes repetitive for some players, with limited daily interactions hindering the feeling of progression.
  • Players noted a lack of post-relationship content, where characters become repetitive or disappear entirely after reaching love, friendship, or hate endings.

    • Mixed Points

  • The sheer number of dateable characters is seen as both a strength for its variety and a weakness due to lack of depth per character.
  • Dialogue options and relationship dynamics are seen as too rigid by some, leading to unintended hate endings or friendship locks.

    • Common Themes

  • The game delivers a comedic, absurd premise while still providing moments of depth and heart through character interactions.
  • Players value the representation and inclusivity in character design, noting a variety of body types, genders, and backgrounds.
  • The concept of dating household objects is unique and both baffles and delights players, adding to the game's charm.
    • Updated 9/16/2025, 12:01:59 AM UTC
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